JANUARY 24, 2012

100 Word Song - Take Me the the Pilot

Originally published on Lance Burson’s blog called: My Blog Can Beat Up Your Blog. This story is inspired by Elton John’s “Take Me To The Pilot”.

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“Take me to the pilot.”

“What’s wrong?” The flight attendant looked at me dismissively.

“We’re off course.”

“I can assure you that—”

“Don’t assure me.” I got up and pushed her out the way.

She screamed after me. “Stop!”

Running up the aisle, I pulled open the curtain segregating coach from first class and proceeded to bang on the cockpit door.

“Why are you flying over the Atlantic?” I yelled.

I turned to stare at the frightened faces in first class.

One Asian lady said, “We fly to Cambodia … need to go over Atlantic.”

“Cambodia? I’m going to Canada.”